那天,其實踏出第一步永遠是難的,我那天又來---撒奶---(台) 戲碼上演,
以下是我們的e-mail對話,
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Gong :
I really wanna meet the job agency but I really DO NEED someone acompany with me ..
I wanna be your wife not a load.
sorry
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Honey
Do not worry. Give it a go. If you don’t get a job, I will still be your side and feeding you.
(他說,即使我沒有工作,他會養我呢)
(他還自己用了一套跟仲介的對話,但是很賤的對白設計
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I suggest to call them for an appointment. You could start the telephone conversation with dialogue below.
558: Hello, is this recruitment agency?
Agent: Yes it is
558: I would like to apply a job on your website (Ref: 558558), and I wonder you could help me to identify my skills or perhaps a face to face interview with you.
Agent: Yes, what is your name please?
558: My name is Sunny Yang, and you could call me 558.
Agent: ok 558, what about tomorrow? Would you be free tomorrow? 10am?
558: Sorry I can not do it in the morning. What about 5.58pm tomorrow?
Agent: ok 5.58pm. See you tomorrow 5.58pm then, 558.
558: Thank you. What is your name again?
Agent: My name is Angelina Jolie.
558: ok I see you tomorrow then Angelina.
Agent: See you 558.
Love
註解: 什麼是558 ----
前陣子,我放棄自己把自己吃到55.8公斤,結果去家庭醫生那邊時,
護士說我的BMI值很標準,
這是在英國的讚美!!但是G己經開始取笑我到現在,為何要用558
因為,那天看一部電影,裡面的特務都是用號碼代稱.
想知道G的號碼代稱嗎:他是----889 ......88.9公斤啊!!
他的BMI值才快超標了呢