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那天,其實踏出第一步永遠是難的,我那天又來---撒奶---(台) 戲碼上演,

以下是我們的e-mail對話,

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Gong :

I really wanna meet the job agency but I really  DO NEED someone acompany with me ..

I wanna be your wife not a load.
 
 
 
sorry

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Honey

 

Do not worry. Give it a go. If you don’t get a job, I will still be your side and feeding you.

(他說,即使我沒有工作,他會養我呢)

 

(他還自己用了一套跟仲介的對話,但是很賤的對白設計)

I suggest to call them for an appointment. You could start the telephone conversation with dialogue below.

 

558: Hello, is this recruitment agency?

Agent: Yes it is

558: I would like to apply a job on your website (Ref: 558558), and I wonder you could help me to identify my skills or perhaps a face to face interview with you.

Agent: Yes, what is your name please?

558: My name is Sunny Yang, and you could call me 558.

Agent: ok 558, what about tomorrow? Would you be free tomorrow? 10am?

558: Sorry I can not do it in the morning. What about 5.58pm tomorrow?

Agent: ok 5.58pm. See you tomorrow 5.58pm then, 558.

558: Thank you. What is your name again?

Agent: My name is Angelina Jolie.

558: ok I see you tomorrow then Angelina.

Agent: See you 558.

 

Love

 


 註解: 什麼是558 ----

前陣子,我放棄自己把自己吃到55.8公斤,結果去家庭醫生那邊時,

護士說我的BMI值很標準,

這是在英國的讚美!!但是G己經開始取笑我到現在,為何要用558

因為,那天看一部電影,裡面的特務都是用號碼代稱.

 

想知道G的號碼代稱嗎:他是----889 ......88.9公斤啊!!

他的BMI值才快超標了呢


 

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